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Please Stop Touching Me... and Other Haikus by Cats
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Please Stop Touching Me... and Other Haikus by Cats
Now You Know Exactly What They're ThinkingPlease Stop Touching Me... and Other Haikus by Cats
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A humorous trip into the psychology of cats, this is a brilliant collection of secret snooty thoughts and superbly paired images. Please Stop Touching Me... and Other Haikus by Cats will even entertain those kitty haters in your life.
- Hardback book with colourful cover
- Contains 128 pages with photos
- Written by Jamie Coleman
- Features over 50 heartwarming haikus
- Size: 12.7cm x 1.5cm x 16.2cm
There are more than 50 fun odes dedicated to your four-legged friends in Please Stop Touching Me... and Other Haikus by Cats. It's a hilarious reflection of just how haughty and indifferent they can be. Even when showered with love and treats, they'll always have a superior disrespect for everyone and everything!
It includes thoughts like "Beware the small ones. They stroke the fur the wrong way. Abominations." and "We don't dislike dogs. It's more a kind of pity. Mixed with indifference." Matching odes with aloof images that speak a thousand words, it makes an amusing gift for crazy cat lovers and haters alike.
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