The 10 Best Trump Quotes In Our Trump Book

The United States President Donald Trump has made a great many speeches, done many interviews, and published many Tweets over his career as a politician/pop culture figure. Therefore, there are a wealth of quotes out there from him. A search of "quotes by Donald J. Trump" yields a whopping 14,000,000 results!

One man, Rob Sears, has worked hard to create a series of poems from Trump's quotes and we've just got his brand new 2025 edition of 'The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump'! To give you a sneak peek, here are 10 of our favourite lines…

10 best Donald Trump quotes in 'The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump'

Before we begin with the Donald Trump quotes, We'll first explain how these poems work. Each line of each poem is a quote by itself. So, each poem has 4-10 quotes stitched together.

Anyway, get ready to laugh!

#1. From 'I'm really rich'

"I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney."

This quote comes from an interview with the Des Moines Register on the 1st of June, 2015. It's interesting because Trump is the first president to make waves in modern pop culture before pursuing politics. It's a curious moment in American history. He's referring to politician Mitt Romney here.

#2. From 'MAGA!'

"Sarah Jessica Parker voted "unsexiest woman alive" – I agree."

For those unfamiliar, MAGA means Make America Great Again. This quote is from the 26th of October, 2012 and Trump tweeted it. Parker was tossed around in the media a bit at the time as she was beginning to show signs of ageing. For the record, we think she's beautiful!

#3. From 'I make this promise'

"And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work."

Someone call the Justice Department or the Air Force because this quote is a real burn! It comes from a Tweet on the 14th of November, 2012, that was directed at Cher. The full quote was ".@cher--I don’t wear a "rug" - it’s mine. And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work."

#4. From 'We are going to have to get rid of them'

"Trump Grill just received the highest sanitary inspection grade possible."

This quote is from a Tweet about the Trump Tower Restaurant on the 29th of November, 2012. It made headlines across the country because it had some elements of reality TV drama. Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares was at peak popularity and restaurant hygiene was a hot topic.

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#5. From 'We have by far the highest IQ of any Cabinet ever assembled'

"Ben Affleck is going to do a great job as Batman."

This quote comes from a Tweet on the 18th of September, 2013 and Trump was correct - Affleck was quite successful. Perhaps one day, he'll consider politics.

#6. From 'Hot little girl in high school'

"Just think, in a couple of years I'll be dating you."

This quote is quite old, coming from an article in the Chicago Tribune in December of 1992. It was directed at two 14-year-old girls. The White House, North Korea, MAGA, and Hillary Clinton were far away from Trump at the time and it's interesting to think of who he was without so many defining things.

#7. From 'Treat yourself to the very, very best life has to offer'

"The most beautiful piece of chocolate cake."

This quote was said in reference to a dinner at Mar-a-Lago with President Xi Jinping

of China. It appeared in an interview on Mornings with Maria on Fox Business on the 12th of April, 2017.

#8. From 'No days off'

"O.K., Christmas is over, now we can all go back to the wars of life."

This quote is from a Tweet posted on the 25th of December, 2013. It's sad but true that this is the world of world politics.

#9. From 'Get ready for some excitement'

"China is going to complete 59 new theme parks by 2020."

This quote is also from a Tweet, one sent out on the 5th of September, 2014. If you got excited at the prospect of the ultimate thrill seeker's holiday in China, Trump was sadly mistaken - we don't believe all those theme parks came to fruition. But we can dream!

#10. From 'What's going on? What's going on?'

"Why do I always look so orange?"

This is one of many ridiculous Trump quotes and it touches on something the entire world has noticed: the wrong-coloured foundation. The quote comes from a political rally in Battle Creek, Michigan, on the 18th of December, 2019.

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If these 10 President Donald Trump quotes had you intrigued, you'll love the rest of the book and should make acquiring a copy a top priority. The 2025 edition is the best yet and a coffee table book that really gets the conversation flowing.

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